Our data (literally one message on instagram) has led us to believe that y'all are champing at the bit for dumb branded t-shirts. So I spoke with our design department (Dall-E) about whipping us up a suitable design for a new t-shirt.
It is genuinely wild how good AI illustration is these days. Anyway, it's an American Apparel t-shirt with our logo on the front left and this sad onion contemplating its fate on the back.
Those onions have been making us cry for years, time for paypack.