You love buying dumb t-shirts right? Well, you're in luck.

Our data (literally one message on instagram) has led us to believe that y'all are champing at the bit for dumb branded t-shirts. So I spoke with our design department (Dall-E) about whipping us up a suitable design for a new t-shirt.

It is genuinely wild how good AI illustration is these days. Anyway, it's an American Apparel t-shirt with our logo on the front left and this sad onion contemplating its fate on the back.

Those onions have been making us cry for years, time for paypack.

Buy them here.



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